How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
christmas music makes me forget there’s real problems in the world
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
blurred lines is catchy in the way ring around the rosie is catchy before you find out it’s about the plague
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
why dont clothes just wash themselves jeez theyre so lazy i have to do everything around here